A Quiz: Are You a Chronic Bachelor?

Dude, take this small test to find out. It's easy. It takes about 5 minutes and all you have to do is answer YES or No. Sum it up and find the answer at the bottom of the test.


TEST 1:
Valentine Day: Yes or No

Before you answer it, read below survey held by social dating website TeamDating.com polling 500 married men and 500 single men ages 24-45 years old on valentine day.

Survey Result of 500 Married Men:
91% said it was their least favorite Holiday of their marriage due to the expectation of topping what they did the previous year.
97% said that they plan what they are going to do the weekend before
94% said that any money spent on this day is a waste of money
72% said they plan on giving a gift certificate
4% said they feel that valentine holiday is even intended for men

Survey Result of 500 Single Men:
99% said valentine day to them it’s just another day
97% said it was their least favorite day
93% ---- ( @#$% )
89% said they could not remember what they did last year
86% said they will go out and try to find single girls that are out as well

I left the 93% result blank on purpose to get your attention and here also comes our test no. 1 : Did you know valentine day always fell on Feb 14 every year?

Your answer is NO? Welcome. You’re felt into the group of most single men on the survey that answered NO and formed 93% of the survey.

TEST 2:
No women No Cry: Yes or No

You don’t have real female relationship. The only female relationship you have with is your mother and your sister. Your female colleague avoids you for whatsoever reason and your male colleague reluctant to talk you about women. Your best friends are too embarrassed to bring up that GIRL issue either.

TEST 3:
Lonely Is the Night: Yes or No

Your daily activities seem to be same day after day and colorless. Your day starts with: waking up late – grab some food – heading to office and hopefully you aren’t late – punch your card – daydreaming during your working hour – lunch break – working – and thank God. It’s already 17.00, time to go home – home at last – grab some stuff to munch – sit in front of your tube – jock off and that ends your day one circle. Next morning the same thing repeats itself.

TEST 4:
Desperado is My Middle Name: Yes or No

You own and talk to your favorite blow-up doll named Jennie. You even think that you’re not worth decent women in your life and jump into any available women introduced to you and even consider putting into a Russian mail-order bride.

TEST 5:
You Live in a Pig Sty: Yes or No

You don’t care about your personal hygiene. Don’t bathe for days. Table manner is history – you don’t even mind using hand to fetch your food without utensils. In company of friends you have no discretion when scratching your crotch (Itchy—scratch—scratch), or adjusting your underpants using both hands deliberately.

You laugh when your body gives out the loudest fart and joke around it shamelessly and you are totally lost your sense of etiquette

TEST 6:
You Know who Peter Noah or Asia Carrera: Yes or No

You are a regular patron to your local sex shop or adult video center since porn flicks has become your primary form entertainment. Every new flicks arrival will trigger you to party involves with bringing out your various collection of lotions, pump, and inflatable toys, vaginas molded from your favorite porn stars, blow job stimulators in form of sleeve or sheath. You are self-proclaimed Porn King.

TEST 7:
You are Gay: Yes or No

YOU are NOT? Come on. I know you’re. No. Yes. No. Yes. There’s nothing to be shame of. Just admit it. You won’t be less macho or less manly neither you won’t transform to a freak. So, are you? J

Oke—let’s cut that bull shit! Here’s the real question. People begin to think you are gay: Yes or No. The long absence of women in your life and there’s no sign you are interested in them may form an idea that you have swung to the other way.

TEST 8:
People begin bringing over their friends / relative all the time: Yes or No

Not only your mother set up an arrangement for you to see your long lost cousin, but almost all people you know seem too eager to be your matchmaker and start bringing over all her best friend or relative. This action should tick you and make you realize that you’ve been single too long.

TEST 9:
Women are hard to understand; Yes or No

Being single too long makes you excessive picky and find faults in every woman for your unfortunate love life. Your awkward and shyness prevent you behave around them.


TEST 10:
You are in your late twenties, 30-something and, yes forties old of age: Yes or No

Hmm….No comments. You know what do.

Now sum up your answers. Each YES answer will yield 1 point and consult below:

1- 3 points
Time to start a new relationship.

4 – 6 points
You’ve been single too long, buddy.

7 – 9 points
You are a real chronic bachelor. Wake up, roll your sleeve up and dump all your sex toys. It’s time to go up and hunt real women

Perfect 10
Those 10 tests above are part of current research done by Dr. Slav itch over 100 single males in connection to dangerous brain stem disease which produces sex hormones. If your score hit perfect 10 then chances you will suffer BPH (benign prostatic hyperplasia) is 72% by the time you reach 40 year of age. Please seek help


Note :
Just kidding. There’s no Dr. Slav itch or brain stem disease. I made it up.
Actually BPH (benign prostatic hyperplasia) is a condition which enlargement of prostate blocks both neck of bladder and urethra. This causes discomfort and difficulty with urination including that it is hard to start and the flow will be obstructed. And BPH usually will affect almost all men by 40 and has nothing to do with your bachelorship.