The Art of Flirting With Humor

Make Creative Misinterpretations
Be alert and have your eyes open when you are approaching women. Look for details in her appearance or what she is doing that you can safely makes jokes about. You do this by putting a new spin on something normal.

But be careful, you should try to make your interpretations complimentary to her. For instance, misinterpreting the women collecting the money as you leave a parking lot as “parking goddess” would be more effective than interpreting her as , say, a trash collector who got lucky and got her current job.

The first one is a joke, the second is an insult.

Smile and Say, “Hi”
Smile is contagious. Do smile a lot when you approach a woman to flirt. It’s best to be relaxed, make eyes contact, smile and don’t forget to say, “Cheeezzee…”. No, don’t do it, I’m just kidding. Just say “Hi” instead.

When you smile and are relaxed, she will see it on your face and in your eyes

Ask Them about Thing They Know
Ask them about work related questions or about personal appearance. One good line to start with is “What’s story behind that…?”

For instance, she is wearing an unique dress, you might say “What a beautiful dress you are wearing. What the story behind it?”

Do Ask Questions
It’s always a good idea to ask questions. After all, you want to know about her, and asking the right questions can give you important information. But remember, it is not an interrogation. Don’t badger her with questions, but do make inquiries about what she cares about

For instance, if she is holding a flower, ask her about it: “That rose you are holding is beautiful. Why do you pick rose?” Or you could ask :” Why do you think women love flowers?”

Either way, you are engaging her through your questions in a conversation that about her likes, her dislikes, and her feeling. This kind of conversation could become more romantic later on.

Describe Feelings for Her
Have you ever been with someone who was describing something disgusting, for example about his sickness in intimate detail and you start to get sick too? These people are using a simple principle of describing feeling that make you experience that feeling.

Your goal in flirting is to get her think romantic thought about you and want to act on those thoughts. You must describe the feeling you want her to have - romance, attraction, arousal – in lush and lavish details. Whether she wants to feel the feeling you are describing or not, she must feel it to even know what you are talking about.

For instance, approach the woman behind the pastry counter, you may say: “I can imagine you must feel so great and special behind counter, goddess of the whole store and people come to worship you”.

Romantic Idea # 3
On a special occasion, buy your partner eleven real red roses and one artificial red rose. Place the artificial rose in the center of bouquet. Attach a card that says: “I will love you until the last rose fades”

Source : 101 Romantic idea's Michael Webb